Achmed The Dead Terrorist Skin Burned To

As he thought he was going to get 72 hot women virgins, he ended up going to hell, where he and had sex with a bunch of nerds (including a creepy pedaphile).

Dumbass Recently, he tried to do his smeer campaign to become the tyrant of the world, but cant, because hes a fucking puppet of an ass wipe named Jeff Dunham.

So now, he shall forever be bound to have a hand thats has lotion on it stuck up his ass.

Sorry, am I pissing Jeff Dunham off Then go fuck yourselves, grammar dicks.

While Lars Ulrich aka Danish n00b has tried to steal his catchphrase by changing it a little saying, SILENCE I SUE YOUR ASS, Achmed has always came up on top by hitting him with a fucking baseball bat eight times.

It was always his fathers dream to follow in his footsteps of killing people, burning buildings, having sex with as many female virgins if he wants.

Although Achmed wanted to do what ever the fuck he wanted, he wanted to do the unthinkable, and thats being a suicide bomber.

So at age 12, he left the douche-coo family house and enrolled to Adolf Hitlers Institution of become a Suicide Bomber.

Unfortunately for Achmed being a stupid n00b and everything, accidentally set his bomb off at 30 seconds, single handedly exploding the place, and killing everybody.

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Except Achmed, whos skin burned to over 300 degrees, turning into a skeleton).

After that incedent, he was kicked out of the institution and fled to America to become part of the Jonas Brothers gang.

Just kidding, he died, and went to hell and was forced to have sex with every single creepy pedaphiles and other evil demons around him.

He tried to pull the Richard McGiver clich by making the bomb out of sticks and rocks.

Did it work Must I answer that HELL NO, it didnt work So just crawled to the top of the mountain to earth, and he did it All the way to China, the only place where Communism still exists.

He got away, moved to United States, and planned a 6-year attack on Americans.

His plan was almost ready to be almost completed, until another terrorist group called Al Queda exploded it first.

Too bad for Achmed, he was down right pissed of, and tried to claim it was his plan.

What a pathetic fag, because Americans already knew it was Osamas fault in the first place.

But at least he can turn whatevers left of the towers into smaller pieces, right After that, he soon went back to the drawing board to create a new plan, and that was creating a campaign for 2004.

So three years later, he made posters of himself (see above), but his campaign was tarnished, mostly because he was NOT a legal US citizen, and that fact that George Bush was already removed as the President of the United States.

Which was a bad idea from the start, because hes a dumbass puppet of that Dickhead Chaney Guy.

But like his other idiot plans, the singles flopped the charts considering no one had literally listened to his songs.

Where he complained like a fucking cry baby about being a retarded suicide bomber, the president, and how he didnt get those 72 female virgins he always wanted.

At first, he was happy about it, but then he started to feel like a puppet to an old dick of a comedian.

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